theemmers said: What does that make me? D:
Thank you, friend.
It’s possible that u r cthulu, I have not run the proper science tests yet to verify
You caught me. I am an elder god that will one day devour this world!
Behold my true form and feel your sanity perish beneath my glorious visage!
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
Don’t currr. The spice must flow!
I overheard this girl at Barnes and Noble near the John Green table say that Augustus was only after Hazel because he wanted booty. I’m sorry, no, you’re wrong. So very wrong. A veritable cornucopia of girls found him attractive therefore if he was just after sex he could have obtained it elsewhere. He fell in wonderful and painful love with Hazel, and to think otherwise is downright insulting.